Hahahaha! Baby dick! Hewwo there baby waby... See what I did? On account of that tiny todger that you got ******* - no scratch that, that's nestled - between your thighs! Looking like a sad shrivelled mushroom that is so pathetic and disgusting that even you wouldn't jerk off on purpose!

I bet when you grew up your cock forgot! Didn't get the memo! Just like right now if I stroke my clitty your cock would look like a little plum growing fat at the site of me... Awww... how pathetic!

Pull it out for me, see if you measure up to real men... Or you just have a baby dick and I have to baby talk to get you off! After all normal sex talk won't work with something that size!